Ugly Chicken Puffs & Uglier Curry Puffs

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So one day, I walked to my friendly neighbourhood Starbucks to pick up a Caramel Frappucino with extra, extra, extra caramel drizzle, when lo and behold... I found these poor pastries labelled "UGLY CHICKEN PUFFS". This cannot be good for their self-esteem.

A few months later, I visited the Wisma Atria Starbucks only to learn that Ugly Chicken Puffs have an equally unfortunate cousin... UGLIER CURRY PUFFS! Will the soiling of the good name of Puff never end? Honestly, Starbucks.

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